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NEW ELJAY [18 Jan 2005|10:03pm] this journal is now dead. so add my new one: illusions___ kthxbye *

spent. [16 Jan 2005|10:11pm] I THINK IM GOING TO DELETE THIS MOTHERFUCKER *

[12 Jan 2005|09:06pm] do you know me? because i dont. 7 // *

[02 Jan 2005|11:31am] this is why i wanted a fucking flu shot. 5 // *

my fav. [31 Dec 2004|03:45am] check this shit out bitchesss *

[29 Dec 2004|01:05pm] I THINK WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH 2 // *

[11 Dec 2004|04:57pm] Smoke your marijuana-ka it's the fourth day of hanukkah 6 // *

[15 Nov 2004|04:59pm] sooo apparently im a druggie. umm..cool? 4 // *

[09 Nov 2004|09:44pm] ummm.. WHEN ARE WE HANGING OUT? 2 // *

thnx. :) [09 Nov 2004|05:24pm] Dear President Bush, Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding G0d's Law. I have learned a great deal from you and understand why you would propose and support a constitutional amendment banning same sex marriage. As you said, "in the eyes of God marriage is based between a man and a woman."  I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination...  End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them. {{1}} Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians.  Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?        {{2}} I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?     {{3}} I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanness - Lev.15: 19-24.  The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense. {{4}} When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is, my neighbors.  They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them? {{5}} I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath.  Exodus 35:2. clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it? {{6}} A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination? {{7}} Lev.21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of G0d if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here? {{8}} Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though Lev. 19 expressly forbids this:  27.  How should they die? {{9}} I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves? {{10}} My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14) I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that G0d's word is eternal and unchanging. *

because it would hurt a lot, warren. [04 Nov 2004|04:11pm] i'm lonely. someone be my friend? :) ( umm duh// ) 3 // *

this is the first day of my life [14 Oct 2004|11:42pm] bright eyes is fucking amazing. 6 // *

!!!!!!!! [11 Oct 2004|09:15pm] new sn. [ a ] [ i ] [ m ] IM me BITCHES::: electrikk 1 2 3 :::NOW. <333 ( wanna see me disco? ) ♥ 2 // *

[02 Oct 2004|04:59pm] wow. im really sad. fuck you zachary robert garber!!!! someone hold me. 11 // *

in other news.. [24 Sep 2004|01:22pm] 9/22/04 Dear Mr. Bush, I am so confused. Where exactly do you stand on the issue of Iraq? You, your Dad, Rummy, Condi, Colin, and Wolfie -- you have all changed your minds so many times, I am out of breath just trying to keep up with you! Which of these 10 positions that you, your family and your cabinet have taken over the years represents your CURRENT thinking: 1983-88: WE LOVE SADDAM. On December 19, 1983, Donald Rumsfeld was sent by your dad and Mr. Reagan to go and have a friendly meeting with Saddam Hussein, the dictator of Iraq. Rummy looked so happy in the picture. Just twelve days after this visit, Saddam gassed thousands of Iranian troops. Your dad and Rummy seemed pretty happy with the results because The Donald R. went back to have another chummy hang-out with Saddams right-hand man, Tariq Aziz, just four months later. All of this resulted in the U.S. providing credits and loans to Iraq that enabled Saddam to buy billions of dollars worth of weapons and chemical agents. The Washington Post reported that your dad and Reagan let it be known to their Arab allies that the Reagan/Bush administration wanted Iraq to win its war with Iran and anyone who helped Saddam accomplish this was a friend of ours. 1990: WE HATE SADDAM. In 1990, when Saddam invaded Kuwait, your dad and his defense secretary, Dick Cheney, decided they didn't like Saddam anymore so they attacked Iraq and returned Kuwait to its rightful dictators. 1991: WE WANT SADDAM TO LIVE. After the war, your dad and Cheney and Colin Powell told the Shiites to rise up against Saddam and we would support them. So they rose up. But then we changed our minds. When the Shiites rose up against Saddam, the Bush inner circle changed its mind and decided NOT to help the Shiites. Thus, they were massacred by Saddam. 1998: WE WANT SADDAM TO DIE. In 1998, Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz and others, as part of the Project for the New American Century, wrote an open letter to President Clinton insisting he invade and topple Saddam Hussein. 2000: WE DON'T BELIEVE IN WAR AND NATION BUILDING. Just three years later, during your debate with Al Gore in the 2000 election, when asked by the moderator Jim Lehrer where you stood when it came to using force for regime change, you turned out to be a downright pacifist: I--I would take the use of force very seriously. I would be guarded in my approach. I don't think we can be all things to all people in the world. I think we've got to be very careful when we commit our troops. The vice president [Al Gore] and I have a disagreement about the use of troops. He believes in nation building. I--I would be very careful about using our troops as nation builders. I believe the role of the military is to fight and win war and, therefore, prevent war from happening in the first place. And so I take my--I take my--my responsibility seriously. --October 3, 2000 2001 (early): WE DON'T BELIEVE SADDAM IS A THREAT. When you took office in 2001, you sent your Secretary of State, Colin Powell, and your National Security Advisor, Condoleezza Rice, in front of the cameras to assure the American people they need not worry about Saddam Hussein. Here is what they said:  Powell: We should constantly be reviewing our policies, constantly be looking at those sanctions to make sure that they have directed that purpose. That purpose is every bit as important now as it was 10 years ago when we began it. And frankly, they have worked. He has not developed any significant capability with respect to weapons of mass destruction. He is unable to project conventional power against his neighbors. --February 24, 2001 Rice: But in terms of Saddam Hussein being there, let's remember that his country is divided, in effect. He does not control the northern part of his country. We are able to keep arms from him. His military forces have not been rebuilt. --July 29, 2001 2001 (late): WE BELIEVE SADDAM IS GOING TO KILL US! Just a few months later, in the hours and days after the 9/11 tragedy, you had no interest in going after Osama bin Laden. You wanted only to bomb Iraq and kill Saddam and you then told all of America we were under imminent threat because weapons of mass destruction were coming our way. You led the American people to believe that Saddam had something to do with Osama and 9/11. Without the UN's sanction, you broke international law and invaded Iraq. 2003: WE DONT BELIEVE SADDAM IS GOING TO KILL US. After no WMDs were found, you changed your mind about why you said we needed to invade, coming up with a brand new after-the-fact reason -- we started this war so we could have regime change, liberate Iraq and give the Iraqis democracy! 2003: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! Yes, everyone saw you say it -- in costume, no less! 2004: OOPS. MISSION NOT ACCOMPLISHED! Now you call the Iraq invasion a "catastrophic success." That's what you called it this month. Over a thousand U.S. soldiers have died, Iraq is in a state of total chaos where no one is safe, and you have no clue how to get us out of there.  Mr. Bush, please tell us -- when will you change your mind again? I know you hate the words "flip" and "flop," so I won't use them both on you. In fact, I'll use just one: Flop. That is what you are. A huge, colossal flop. The war is a flop, your advisors and the "intelligence" they gave you is a flop, and now we are all a flop to the rest of the world. Flop. Flop. Flop.  And you have the audacity to criticize John Kerry with what you call the "many positions" he has taken on Iraq. By my count, he has taken only one: He believed you. That was his position. You told him and the rest of congress that Saddam had WMDs. So he -- and the vast majority of Americans, even those who didn't vote for you -- believed you. You see, Americans, like John Kerry, want to live in a country where they can believe their president.  That was the one, single position John Kerry took. He didn't support the war, he supported YOU. And YOU let him and this great country down. And that is why tens of millions can't wait to get to the polls on Election Day -- to remove a major, catastrophic flop from our dear, beloved White House -- to stop all the flipping you and your men have done, flipping us and the rest of the world off.  We can't take another minute of it. Yours, Michael Moore mmflint@aol.com www.michaelmoore.com *

[16 Sep 2004|07:46pm] skdfhsdf I HATE BOYS. ...oh i can't lie. i love them. no no i hate them.

[13 Sep 2004|10:09pm] oh man .i need some alcohol right now. or maybe i just need to die. fuckyou. and you. and you. but especially me.

[07 Sep 2004|10:18pm] fuck school. 4 // *

sorry. again. [02 Sep 2004|05:04pm] ____feelit yes. that is my writing/photography lj. i need to express myself throught creativity. COMMENTS greatly appreciated. constructive criticism, fuck-you-for-being-so-talented(jk), compliments, insults, whatever. but NO "add me!!!" because im not adding you. [no friends for this one]. but you can add meee so you can see my updates (!) sooo please, if you wish, look! see! think!. ( 1-2-3-4FEELIT! ) <3

art is hard [01 Sep 2004|06:43pm] i changed my layout. damn right bitches! erm. sooo now i have TWO eljays that are html prodigies. well...conor thinks its the shit ( + so do ) hmmm i hate hate hate hate hate xinfinity school. i love love love you. 7 // *

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